Blog 30 Campsite humour, Motorhomers do have one 😉Quips galore

By keef & annie, Apr 14 2012 05:27PM Campsite humour Motorhomers do have one

Campsite humour Motorhomers do have one - A light‑hearted look at campsite humour, this blog shares amusing signs and genuine comments left on U.S. Forest Service camping forms, revealing the quirky side of outdoor life. From complaints about noisy coyotes to requests for escalators on trails, it highlights the fun, human side of motorhome and RV culture. A cheerful reminder that motorhomers really do have a sense of humour.

Found these lovely signs provided by 'friends of motorhome-travels' so thought it would be nice to share them. Do you have any amusing sign pictures you may have taken on your RV / Motorhome travels that you could share with our readers? Dig them out, please. Also how about these "Campers" Comments They are actual comments left on U. S. Forest Service registration sheets and comment cards by backpackers completing wilderness camping trips: •“A small deer came into my camp and stole my bag of pickles. Is there a way I can get reimbursed? Please call.” •“Escalators would help on steep uphill sections.” •“Instead of a permit system or regulations, the Forest Service needs to reduce worldwide population growth to limit the number of visitors to wilderness.” •“Trails need to be wider so people can walk while holding hands.” •“Ban walking sticks in wilderness. Hikers that use walking sticks are more likely to chase animals.” •“All the mile markers are missing this year.” •“Found a smoldering cigarette left by a horse.” •“Trails need to be reconstructed. Please avoid building trails that go uphill.” •“Too many bugs and leeches and spiders and spider webs. Please spray the wilderness to rid the area of these pests.” •“Please pave the trails so they can be plowed of snow in the winter.” •“Chair lifts need to be in some places so that we can get to wonderful views without having to hike to them.” •“The coyotes made too much noise last night and kept me awake. Please eradicate these annoying animals.” •“Reflectors need to be placed on trees every 50 feet so people can hike at night with flashlights.” •“Need more signs to keep area pristine.” •“A McDonald’s would be nice at the trail head.” •“The places where trails do not exist are not well marked.” •“Too many rocks in the mountains.” Haha.... Have your say ....PLEASE *smile*

50 Motorhome & Campsite Jokes

Motorhome Jokes

1. Our motorhome doesn’t leak… it just “marks its territory.”

2. I told my van to stop squeaking. It said it needed “a brake.”

3. My motorhome has two speeds: “cruise” and “are we there yet.”

4. Bought a new sat‑nav. It still argues like the old one.

5. Motorhome cupboards only open when you’re driving. It’s the law.

6. I tried to tidy the van. It laughed at me.

7. My fuel gauge drops faster than my willpower near a bakery.

8. The motorhome shook last night. Turned out it was just me snoring.

9. I asked the dealer if it came with storage. He pointed at the floor.

10. Our van is like us — older, creaky, but still up for adventure.

11. The fridge door opens itself. Ghost? No, just bad packing.

12. My motorhome has Wi‑Fi. It just never works where I park.

13. I told my partner the van needed levelling. They said so do you.

14. The motorhome manual says “simple.” That was the first joke.

15. Our van’s MPG is “miles per guess.”

16. I bought a reversing camera. Still hit the same tree.

17. The motorhome bed is comfy… until 3am when the water pump coughs.

18. My van has character. Mostly bad habits.

19. I cleaned the windscreen. Now I can see how lost I am.

20. The motorhome horn works. I tested it every time I sneezed.

Campsite Jokes

21. Campsite showers: 30 seconds hot, 30 seconds cold, 30 seconds regret.

22. I love quiet campsites. Shame other campers don’t.

23. “No fires allowed.” Mosquitoes took that personally.

24. The campsite map said “easy walk.” It lied.

25. I pitched the awning perfectly… in my imagination.

26. Campsite Wi‑Fi is like Bigfoot. Rumoured, never seen.

27. The neighbour’s dog barked all night. I think it was reviewing the site.

28. I asked for a level pitch. They gave me a ski slope.

29. The shower token lasted 2 minutes. So did my patience.

30. I tripped over a guyline. Again.

31. The campsite shop sells everything except what you need.

32. “Quiet after 10pm” — unless you’re a fox, owl, or teenager.

33. I tried to light the BBQ. The wind said no.

34. Campsite toilets at 3am: a horror movie.

35. My camping chair collapsed. It knew my snack habits.

36. The site said “wildlife nearby.” They meant seagulls.

37. I forgot the mallet. Used a shoe. Regretted everything.

38. The neighbour’s awning is bigger than my house.

39. I put up the windbreak. The wind broke it.

40. The site said “family friendly.” My family proved otherwise.

Mixed Motorhome + Camping Jokes

41. Our motorhome GPS said “turn around.” So did my partner.

42. I asked the campsite warden for a quiet pitch. He laughed.

43. The van’s step squeaks. It’s applauding my return.

44. I love early mornings… said no camper ever.

45. The motorhome alarm went off. It was just the toaster.

46. I packed light. The motorhome disagreed.

47. The dog loves camping. He thinks every pitch is his garden.

48. I tried to level the van. Now it leans with personality.

49. The campsite said “scenic views.” They meant the bins.

50. Our motorhome holiday was relaxing… once we got home.